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"Hello Manny. I ran for president. I lost."
Mitt Romney, in the Manny Pacquiao’s locker room. This happened.
(via New York Times’ Greg Bishop)
The quote of the morning, probably.
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Things you need to know for Wednesday
There was an election. This guy won.

The President killed time Tuesday by shooting hoops with Scottie Pippen
Weed is still illegal in the NFL even if it isn’t in Colorado
We are looking at 32 guys who could be awesome NFL rookies next year
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to relinquish his GM duties? NEVER!!!

Michael Vick wasn’t happy about his little brother’s meltdown on Twitter
Who do players think is the NFL’s most overrated coach?

Yep. That guy.
The NCAA is suspending two Indiana freshman for nine games … and the violation is just so NCAA
The Kansas City Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL (but who is best!?)
Steve Blake was fined $25,000 for losing his mind on a fan courtside
We found the 10 most athletic presidents of all-time, starring Teddy Roosevelt on a HORSE!

Also, Rajon Rondo appears to be the inspiration behind “Good Will Hunting”

After coasting the first two months of the season, Alabama finally earned its No. 1 ranking
Happy Wednesday, Internet!
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Things you need to know for Friday
How the Alabama-LSU game has predicted the presidential election for 28 years


Kobe Bryant has a message: “Everybody, shut up”
You know what Michael Vick’s problem is? He isn’t enough like Jay Cutler

Gregg Popovich is the case study for why in-game coaches interviews are the worst
Tony Parker is pretty clutch (and the Oklahoma City Thunder are starting to miss James Harden)
The Chargers are bad. The Chiefs are worse.
This CBS announcer isn’t making any friends at Notre Dame
Floyd Mayweather Jr. has beef with 50 Cent
And Manny Pacquiao has a beef with Floyd Mayweather Jr.
The Marlins new manager used to take batting practice naked … it could be worse

Faith and football have been married for about 150 years
The Chiefs really are the worst

Finally, it’s Movember. The month when men grow mustaches to raise awareness and funds for prostate and testicular cancer research.
In honor of the occasion, here’s a look at the most iconic ‘staches in sports.

Happy Friday, Internet friends.
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